Melt My Popsicle: Derek Hartley

While he's not shirtless and spraying himself with a garden hose like our typical Melt My Popsicle Boys, this secret crush shout out goes to Derek Hartley...superstar superbitch host of Sirius/XM's The Derek & Romaine Show.

It's not every day you find dreamy eyes paired with a razor sharp wit that could easily dominate the competition in any jail house shiv battle. Like my mom always says, "Spite, don't fight. Broken bones can heal, but emotional scars are forever." Amen sister.